And finally... Ronaldo's sixth hat-trick of season

Apologies in advance for inflicting a video of the preening God of Self-Love Cristiano Ronaldo but you have to admit he’s some player. Even if that admission comes through gritted teeth and a bout of nausea. This absolute corker was Ronaldo’s sixth hat-trick of the season, his 27th goal of the campaign, and Real’s 4,000th Liga goal at the Bernabeu.

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