And finally...Stoppelkamp's 82m volley

Imagine scoring an 82m volley? Paderborn's Moritz Stoppelkamp wrapped up a 2-0 win over Hannover with just such a feat. It doesn't exactly rip into the goal, but you can't have everything.

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