And finally... Big Sam's total football

Big Sam's been getting stick in recent months from some Hammers who aren't too enamoured with his team's style of play. He's obviously been listening though, judging from this behind-closed-doors friendly, as the Hammers appear to have turned into the greatest team in history.

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